This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
Have you considered haunting an Opera House.
SHE DID THAT SHIT
WHAT HTE FUCK
i had to go outside to take this picture. it was cold meh.
i love this small dicks omg
^omfg same
SCREAMING BECAUSE SOMEONE CHANGED IT FROM I LOVE THIS PIC TO I LOVE SMALL DICKS AIUSHOASIHEUOAOUHEA
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
This makes me uncomfortable
